Men are Like...

I had a blog post titled problems with girls not long back not its guys turn... njoy...
here is a funny forward i received.


> Men are like....

> 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

> 2. Men are like. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

> 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

> 4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

> 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

> 6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

> 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

> 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

> 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

> 10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

> 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

> 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

> 13. Men are like Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.